10 - Unicorn lair Discovery
the Korean Central News Agency reported the discovery of a Unicorn Lair in 2012the Lair is home to the unicorn that the Korean Founder King Tongmyong used to ride
09 - china aid
in 2006 China sent aid to North Korea through its trainline, the North Korean Kept the aid and the trains, making the chinese workers walk back to China
08 - North Korea & South Korea
North Korea & South Korea are still technically in a state of war, there have been over 150 incidents between the two since 1953
7 - family betrayl
Kim Jong-Li is thaught to have killed his brother in his family swimming pool, at the time of these claims he was five years old.
6 - kidnapping to produce a movie
in 1978 South Korean Director Shing Sang-Ok and his actress wife were kidnapped, they were forced to produce films foe North Korea, includng socialist rip-offs of Godzilla
5 - the height issue
On Average, a North Korean is 2 inches shorter than a South Korean, the minimum height for North Korean Army was lowered by an inch recently
4 - high rate literacy
North Korean has 99% literacy rate, that's the same as the USA & UK, and higher Italy, Spain, China, Brazil and India
3 - government conroller
in every household there is a governement controlled radio, reportedly this radio can only be turned down, but not switched off
2 - Kim Jong-Li Legend
propaganda states that at Kim Jong-Li birth, a star lit up the sky, the seasons changed and double rainbows appeard, His official Biography states that he didn't need to use the toilet
1 - Kim Jong-Li the inventor
his biography states that he also invented the Hamburger and shot 38 under under par on an 18 hole course, wich is 5 hole in 1 - 25 shots better than the best round in history
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